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ow come as soon as you buy something retail, one of your friends tells you he could have got it wholesale?H
ow come whenever you dip a potato chip in the dip, it always breaks off and you have to stick your fingers in the dip to get it out?H
ow come your shoelace always breaks when you're getting dressed to go out ... and never when you're getting undressed and have lots of time to replace it?H
ow come your alarm clock rings at the exact second Raquel Welch walks into your dream?H
ow come the salesman who sold you your car and explained why it was so expensive can now tell you why it's worth so little money when you go back to him to trade it in?H
ow come your new car's warranty covers everything but the thing that's wrong with it?H
ow come your husband ends up with all the wooden coat hangers and you get all of the wire ones?H
ow come your wife is still trying to change the same bad habits in you that your mother couldn't?H
ow come when you're watching TV and you want to see what else is on, ever channel has a commercial on at the exact moment?H
ow come when you walk your dog with the leash in your left hand, he wants to walk on the right - and when you hold the leash in your right hand, he wants to walk on the left?H
ow come the mailman always delivers the mail to the people across the street first?H
ow come the average American male is almost 6 feet tall, the average American woman is 5 feet 5, and the average American bathtub is built for somebody 4 feet tall?H
ow come it is your wife's doing if you are a success, but it's your own fault if you're a failure?H
ow come when something is suppose to be delivered to your house, the company calls to find out when you'll be home and they arrive when you're not there?H
ow come whenever a policeman stops you it's never on a little sidestreet, but always in the middle of a big boulevard where everybody can see what a lousy driver you are?H
ow come everybody makes jokes about women drivers, but car insurance is more expensive for a man?H
ow come when women wear miniskirts they get mad when men stare at them?H
ow come your wife's too biggest complaints are that she has nothing to wear, and not enough closet space to keep it in?H
ow come when you were a kid you used to look in the mirror every morning because you couldn't wait to shave, but now you wish all the hair on your face would go away and never come back?H
ow come you and a teenager can listen to the same rock song and they can understand all the words?H
ow come, when you drop a piece of toast, the buttered side always hits the floor?